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Quote:Marriage is like a horse with a broken leg...you can shoot it, but that don't fix the leg.

By:Nick Yemana's Father
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Six months ago I was living in Boston. My wife had left me - which was very painful. Then she came back to me - which was excruciating.

By:Frasier Crane
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You talking to me?

By:Taxi Driver
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I'm a moron Ray Ray; we're all morons that's what comes from being a man. From the first little worm they dare us to eat to the last big shovel full of snow that they convince us we can move, we are nothing more to women than an amusement park ride with life insurance.

By:Al Bundy
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:when you i just can't stop smiling.... looking at your face there's nothing that can stop me ! :)

By:Linzy George
Category:When you smile :)
Submitted By:Me! :P


Quote:East or West I'm always the best! only cause i rule :D

By:eden
Category:I rule
Submitted By:eden


Quote:(*)ur jlouy is my rgy, vr wondrd why Im o hypr?(*)

By:Bryan Wilson
Category:coolz
Submitted By:Bryan Wilson


Quote:I believe teenagers are Gods revenge on mankind. God, Himself, said Well, lets see how they like it to create someone in their image who denies their existence. Because, Ive looked and theres nowhere in the Bible where it says how old the devil was when he rejected Gods authority. My guess would be 15.

By:Jeff Allen, Christian Comedian
Category:Religion
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.
I dispute that. I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.

By:Frank Zappa
Category:Philiosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:" My husband can be a Knight In Shining Armor,or he can be a Red Neck wrapped in aluminum foil"!

By:GJeanWaldrop
Category:Funny about Husbands
Submitted By:GJeanWaldrop


Quote:"When ever your going to go on a trip, and if you live in Texas,by the time you get out of Texas,you are already there"!

By:GJeanWaldrop
Category:Texas
Submitted By:GJeanWaldrop


Quote:I went to bed mean last night, and I woke up this morning meaner.
R.I.P. Marshall...
Posted: 6/4/2011 6:27:23 AM


By:Marshall Matt Dillon - "Gunsmoke"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

By:Mahatma Gandhi
Category:Life
Submitted By:TBC


Quote:My mother is a nice person, she just goes a little crazy sometimes. But we all go a little crazy sometimes don't we?

By:Norman Bates - Psycho
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I love acting. It's easy for me. All you do is look in the camera, smile, and lie with charm. I learned how to do that watching Don King promote fights.

By:Randall "Tex" Cobb
Category:Miscellaneous
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I gots to know!
Dirty Harry quote after t...
Posted: 10/13/2010 11:29:48 AM


By:take a guess
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: Here's to that poor misguided soul - Joe Fensterblow
Ralph: ...to Joe Fensterblow
Norton: to Joe
Ralph ....He sure is....I feel like I got hair on my face
Wow - I almost forgot tha...
Posted: 1/22/2010 8:10:58 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:We're all victims of our own gene pool...
...too bad someone peed in yours.

By:Walter Bishop
Category:Fringe
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Michael: [while in prison] My mom, she's okay?
Sam Axe: Yeah... She's just a little upset about the uh... ya know, the house blowing up. It's not the whole house.
It's just the sun room. I mean it came out okay, but I think the bottom line is, you're better off in here until your ma cools off.

By:Burn Notice
Category:TV
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I pity the fool!

By:Mr.T
Category:Mr.T
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Did I do that...?

By:Steve Urkel
Category:Family Matters
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:The Cake is a lie...
GLaDOS did not say that, ...
Posted: 7/27/2010 6:27:57 PM


By:GLaDOS
Category:Video Games
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Cortana: I'll miss you... Master Chief: Wake me...when you need me.

By:Cortana & Master Chief
Category:Halo
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:You're alright mate!

By:Steve Erwin
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:C:This Louie Dumps owes me 20 dollars. It's been two weeks, and whenever he sees me he keeps dodging me. He's becoming a pain in the ass. Should I crack him one?
Sonny:What's the matter? What have I been telling you? Sometimes hurting somebody ain't the answer. Is he a good friend of yours?
C:No, I don't even like him.
Sonny:There's your answer right there. It costs you 20 dollars to get rid of him. He's never gonna bother you again. He's never gonna ask you for money again. He's out of your life for 20 dollars. You got off cheap.

By:A Bronx Tale
Category:Movie
Submitted By:JC


Quote:IF I PLAY THE PIANO, I'LL LOSE YOUR RESPECT, IF I DON'T PLAY IT, I'LL LOSE YOUR FRIENDSHIP....WHY O WHY WAS I BLESSED WITH THIS MUSICAL TALENT
Nice one Moe!...
Posted: 4/18/2009 12:35:15 AM


By:NORTON
Category:HONEYMOONERS
Submitted By:MOE BULLDOG


Quote:I kick ass for the LORD!!!

By:priest =Braindead
Category:horror movie
Submitted By:Johnny


Quote:All your base are belong to us.

By:Cats
Category:Zero Wing
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Thank you Mario! But our princess is in another castle!
i always hated that mushr...
Posted: 7/27/2010 6:32:48 PM


By:Toad
Category:Mario Brothers
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Would you kindly?

By:Atlas/Andrew Ryan
Category:Bioshock
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Once you're a pickle you can never go back to being a cucumber....

By:Unknown
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:anonymous


Quote:I only listen to what my rice crispies tell me

By:Unknown
Category:bumperstickers
Submitted By:jameth15


Quote:I don't suffer from insanity....I enjoy every minute of it

By:Unknown
Category:bumperstickers
Submitted By:jameth15


Quote:Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most

By:Unknown
Category:bumperstickers
Submitted By:jameth15


Quote:Where's the creme filling?

By:Twinkie Commercials
Category:Advertising
Submitted By:anonymous


Quote:Whats the matter Colonel Sanders, Chicken?

By:Lord Dark Helmet
Category:Movies
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Im here to kick some ass and chew bubble gum...AND IM ALL OUT OF GUM!

By:Duke Nukem
Category:Video Games
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:You must defeat Sheng Long to stand a chance.

By:Ryu
Category:Video Games
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:FINISH HIM!

By:Mortal Kombat Announcer
Category:Video Games
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Did I do that...?

By:Steve Urkel
Category:Family Matters
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Master Chief: This is Spartain-117, can anyone hear me?
Lord Hood: Isolate that signal. Master Chief, you mind telling me what your doing on that ship?
Master Chief: Sir. Finishing this fight.

By:Master Cheif/Lord Hood
Category:Halo
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; I'm not sure about the universe

By:Albert Einstein (i think)
Category:unknown
Submitted By:unknown


Quote:If Tylenol, Duct Tape, & a Band Aid can't fix it, you have a serious problem.

By:dont know
Category:life
Submitted By:unknown


Quote:I get the urge to exercise I lay down till it goes away
Mark Twain...
Posted: 6/25/2010 9:04:05 AM


By:unknown
Category:sloth
Submitted By:Rick


Quote:If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since it's in English, thank a soldier'

By:annymous
Category:bumper stickers
Submitted By:canadincutie514


Quote:Life is clearer through bloodshot eyes.

By:Kent Blunce
Category:Life
Submitted By:Yumpty McDoogle


Quote:"It takes a real man to wear pink. I ain't a real man."

By:Ark22
Category:None
Submitted By:Ark22


Quote:Naruto:"See I knew it, you are nothing but a little pervert!
Jiraya:I am not a little pervert
Naruto:Oh so what are you
Jiraya:[laughs] "I'm a big one!
Naruto:oh yeah that makes a world of difference

By:Naruto and Jiraya
Category:Naruto
Submitted By:Elie


Quote:what does yellow mean?---------------slow down!----wwwhhaaat dddooeess yyyeeellloowwww mmmeeeaannnn
All time classic!...
Posted: 3/5/2009 2:19:09 PM


By:the REV. JIM
Category:TAXI
Submitted By:JAMES


Quote:may the good lord take a liken to ya
Unbelievable! Good one!...
Posted: 1/1/2000 2:32:48 PM


By:roy rogers
Category:tv
Submitted By:jim


Quote:The dishes are done!

By:Don't Tell mom the baby sitter is dead
Category:Movies
Submitted By:me


Quote:STOP OR MY MOM WILL SHOOT!

By:the movie
Category:Movies
Submitted By:canadiancutie514


Quote:Morality is doing what is right, no matter what you are told.
Religion is doing what you are told, no matter what is right.
True....
Posted: 3/3/2009 6:37:03 PM


By:Anonymous
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:Anonymous


Quote:Is it strange that that made perfect sense to me?

By:Nathan Fillion
Category:Firefly
Submitted By:Maddie


Quote:Be all that you can be!

By:U.S. Army
Category:U.S. Army
Submitted By:Stephen


Quote:He who argues for his limitations gets to keep them.

By:Unknown
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:fuck me raw with a silly straw

By:dr x
Category:awesome
Submitted By:dr x


Quote:I love my Jaime Bear!
This is by far the greate...
Posted: 2/13/2009 3:36:15 PM


By:Jasmyn Gonzalez
Category:love
Submitted By:Jasmyn G.


Quote:Chupathingy? How about that one Grif?

By:Sarge
Category:Machinama
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:He got a...no scope!!

By:Halo 3 Player
Category:Machinama
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:You better not be wrong kid, or I am personaly going to weld your exhaust pipe to your ball bearings!

By:Kronk
Category:Video Games
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:I... am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach in Taco-Bell.

By:Juno Mcguff
Category:JUNO
Submitted By:Jamie-Lee


Quote:That ain't no Etcha-Sketch . This is one doodle that can't be undid, home skillet.

By:Juno Mcguff
Category:JUNO
Submitted By:Jamie-Lee


Quote:I am lookin for Josey Wales.. That'd be me.. Your a wanted man Wales. Yeah I guess I'm right popular. You a bounty hunter? A man's gotta do something for a livin. Dying ain't much of a livin boy.

By:Josey Wales
Category:Movies
Submitted By:Clint Eastwood


Quote:You look as nervous as a longtailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs

By:Joe Hutsick
Category:wisdom
Submitted By:Bobby Balou


Quote:Gaming news is serious buisness!

By:Suttering Craig
Category:ScrewAttack
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:I need a weapon...

By:The Master Cheif
Category:Halo
Submitted By:Krazyguy117


Quote:Let's just get one thing clear Senator, I DON'T WORK FOR YOU! You work for me!
We need to remind DC ever...
Posted: 7/24/2012 7:54:42 AM


By:Howard Hughes before Congress
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Christmas is not the time for regrets...that's what anniversaries are for.

By:Al Bundy
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Question on Civil Service Exam:If you were heating your own home and oil was 12 cents a gallon and went up 7%, and coal at the same time was $14 a ton and that went up 9% what would you do?
Norton's Answer:Pack up and move to Florida
Fantastic!...
Posted: 1/27/2009 8:23:26 PM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I, Edward R. Norton, Video Ranger First Class, do promise to obey my mommy and daddy, be kind to dumb animals, and drink MILK after every meal!
You are abolutely correct...
Posted: 1/27/2009 8:27:13 PM


By:Captain Video Space Cadet
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Sherlock: Watson! Its murder!
Watson: MURDER??

By:Nigel Bruce
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Hey Bar keep, whose leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?
Family Guy Rocks!!!!!...
Posted: 3/30/2009 10:33:08 PM


By:Brian Griffin
Category:Family Guy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:He's a rebel and he'll never ever be any good He's a rebel and he'll never ever be understood And just because he doesn't do what everybody else does That's no reason why I can't give him all my love.....
Very good one - welcome b...
Posted: 12/16/2008 10:14:29 AM


By:Darlene Love
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:And we'll have fun fun fun, till Daddy takes the T-bird away!

By:Beach Boys
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:In college basketball, if you get caught cheating, they should shoot you because you're too dumb to be alive.
Wild!...
Posted: 10/24/2008 8:48:42 AM


By:Bobby Knight
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Aide: How did you sleep Mr. President?
JFK: I was worried. I try to put the world together during the day, and then Khrushchev takes it apart again at night!

By:John F. Kennedy
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:He wore Tan shoes with Pink shoe laces..
A polka-dot vest, and man-o-man!
He wore Tan shoes with Pink shoe laces..
            And a Big Panama with a Purple hat band!
Oldies rock!!!!...
Posted: 11/26/2008 3:09:55 PM


By:Dodie Stevens
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Oscar:That's a Yugoslavian frog - he doesn't understand english.
Felix:How do you say 'jump' in Yugosalvian?
Oscar:[pauses] Jumpka!

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:What the deuce?

By:Stewie Griffin
Category:Family Guy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city
Does George consider Grac...
Posted: 8/23/2008 5:25:41 PM


By:george Burns
Category:Family
Submitted By:CAG


Quote:Don't try a be a great man, just be a man and let history make its own judgment.
How true, how true!...
Posted: 10/24/2008 8:49:56 AM


By:Johnathan Frakes
Category:wisdom
Submitted By:ElGatoLoco


Quote:Funny thing about pancakes... I lose my appetite after a couple of dozen of them!

By:John Wayne "Angel and The Badman"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I just spent all morning watching a VH1 special on Gwen Stefani.
I don't know what a Hollaback girl is. All I know is that I want her dead.

By:Brian Griffin
Category:Family Guy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:We don't choose to go to the moon because its easy, but because its HARD.

By:JFK
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:90% of baseball is half mental.
Good one Yogi!...
Posted: 6/8/2008 10:18:22 PM


By:Yogi Berra
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Look at me: I look like King Kong and I've got the strength of Fay Wray.

By:Oscar Madison
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Alice: The doctor said that Norton sleepwalks because he's nervous.
Ralph: Are you kidding? - If nervousness made you sleepwalk I'd be on my way to Australia right now!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Yeah, I like it [the gunshot] loud - it scares away any 'pain in the ass' innocent bystanders.

By:Clemenza in The Godfather
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:If you tell the truth you don't have to remember anything.

By:Mark Twain
Category:Life
Submitted By:JC


Quote:By the time I get to Phoenix,
You'll be weeping

By:Glen Campbell
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I don't think Twisted Sister is "glam" because that implies glamour, and we're not glamorous.
We should be called "Hid" because we're hideous.

By:Dee Snider
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:If I were a rich man,
Ya ha deedle deedle, deedle deedle dum.
All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,
If I were a wealthy man!

By:"Fiddler on the Roof"
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
That would be Harry Truma...
Posted: 1/16/2008 7:49:06 AM


By:Harry S Truman
Category:Life
Submitted By:JC


Quote:If you really do have a machine that can travel through time.. then destroy it! BEFORE IT DESTROYS YOU!

By:The Time Machine
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph:Be kind to the people you meet on the way up, because you're going to meet the same people on the way down.
Norton:How true, how true those words are...happens to me everyday in the sewer.
Happens to me too - going...
Posted: 1/4/2008 10:11:49 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:"Go Mr. Gorksky (speaking of his childhood next door neighbor who Neil overheard his wife tell that she would have oral sex with him when "the kid next door walks on the moon")"
this can't be true....
Posted: 3/10/2009 9:41:13 PM


By:Neil Armstrong (First man on the moon)
Category:sex
Submitted By:Matt (The next superman)


Quote:Yes there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

By:Led Zeppelin
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:DO UNTO OTHERS AS OTHERS WOULD DO UNTO YOU

By:Danika Irene Miilu
Category:Life
Submitted By:Danika Miilu


Quote:Ralph: If you get a job, who's gonna do the housework around here?
Alice: Guess.
Ralph: OH NO! No Sir. No Sir Sir Sir!!!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Nobody brings a small problem into the bar.
I love it it's so true my...
Posted: 11/15/2007 3:27:16 PM


By:Jimmy Stewart "Harvey"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:So Norton's telling the boss all these stupid ideas and he's going along with it! He says "Oh Mr. Norton, I like a man who can stand and think on his feet". Norton works in the sewer, he has to think on his feet. If he sat down he'd drown!
click to listen

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Shane: You know the trouble with you Ryker? You've lived too long!
Ryker: Me?? What about you, gunfighter?
Shane: This difference is, I know it.

By:Alan Ladd "Shane"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Alice: What's in the box?
Ralph: Oh, one of the salesmen sold me a Spiffy iron. Here let me show you. You'll be amazed at the simplicity of its operation..
BANG!... PUFF!

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
Good one!!...
Posted: 9/19/2007 9:51:28 AM


By:Alfred Hitchcock
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote: Get O-U-T!

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:He seems to be a man who really cares...
about what, I have no idea.

By:Rodney Dangerfield
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:What do you think I'm an idiot or something? Everything here has been t-w-i-s-t-e-d.. and t-u-r-r-n-e-d! THE MAN IS GUILTY!

By:Lee J. Cobb "Twelve Angry Men"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Store owner: May I ask what you're going to use that dynamite for?
Charlie Varick: You certainly may!

By:Charlie Varick
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Suzy Kolber: Joe, it's been a tough season for Jets fans. What does it mean to you now that the team is struggling?
Joe Namath: I wanna kiss you. I couldn't care less about the team struggling. What we know is we can improve. Chad Pennington, our quarterback, missed the first part of the season, and we struggled. We're looking to next season, we're looking to make a noise now and ... I wanna kiss you!
Suzy Kolber: Thanks Joe! I'll take that as a huge compliment

By:Joe Willie
Category:Sports
Submitted By:Joe Willie


Quote:My get-up and go must have got up and went.

By:Aerosmith
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Crazy am I? WE'LL SEE WHO'S CRAZY!

By:Dr. Henry Frankenstein
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:So many people have come and gone
Their faces fade as the years go by...

By:Boston
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:In the days of my youth I was told what it was to be a man,
Now that I've reached that age I try to do all those things the best I can.

By:Led Zeppelin
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Isn't that special!

By:Church Lady
Category:Saturday Night Live
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: I'm telling you Alice,I wasn't nervous.
Alice: No you weren't nervous Ralph. When they asked you what you did for a living you said "I bive a drus".
He was mixed up, but was ...
Posted: 6/5/2007 3:03:39 PM


By:Ralph and Alice
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:HB


Quote:If the earth was made of gold, I guess men would die for a handful of dirt.

By:Richard Widmark "Garden of Evil"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Everything is beautiful!
(in its own way)
Im...
Posted: 6/1/2007 9:38:46 AM


By:Ray Stevens
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Felix: A penny for your thoughts.
Oscar: A dollar for your death.

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Felix: Murray, how could you let this happen?
Murray: Felix...Oscar's my friend, and...I'm a Policeman...
Felix: Murray, I have no time to unravel your logic.

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Mr. Marshall: What do you do for a living Mr. Norton?
Norton: I work for the city.
Mr. Marshall: In what capacity?
Norton: Oh about 50,000 gallons a day!
I'm an engineer in subter...
Posted: 5/5/2007 8:15:33 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Leave it there, the cat'll get it.
ho, ho, BANG! ZOOM!
Posted: 5/5/2007 8:14:03 AM


By:Ed Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Ralph: What does icky mean? Alice called me icky.
Norton: It must mean fat!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I'm going where the sun keeps shining
Through the pouring rain
I'm going where the weather suits my clothes
Banking off of a northeast wind
Sailing on a summer breeze
Skipping over the ocean like a stone!

By:Midnight Cowboy
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:vera totivs expeditions navtice

By:iudocus hondius
Category:potraits
Submitted By:luis rodriguez


Quote:When the tides of life turn against you, and the current upsets your boat,
don't waste your tears on what might have been, just lay on your back and float.
Fantastic advice Ed!...
Posted: 4/18/2007 7:38:59 PM


By:Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:As my great grandaddy used to say:
There's always hope when you have water and soap.

By:Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You say goodbye and I say hello
Hello hello
I don't know why you say goodbye, I say hello
Oh no, you broke the 'moo...
Posted: 3/15/2007 6:13:34 PM


By:Beatles
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:We're just a couple of hang-nails on the fickle finger of fate.
Four in a row and 7 out o...
Posted: 3/13/2007 8:16:28 PM


By:Ed Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV / JC


Quote:Ralph: I'm hip Alice. I'm going, I'm gone!
Alice: You're GONE alright!
This is the quote that I'...
Posted: 3/9/2007 9:33:53 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I wish you'd quit talking that way Nervous, you'll get yourself all norton.
Good one!...
Posted: 3/9/2007 8:16:32 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:Norton: My boss said something to me today, that'll never make me want to work for him again.
Alice: Oh yeah, Ed, what did he say?
Norton: "You're Fired!"
"impossible to work for h...
Posted: 3/5/2007 2:24:44 PM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man.

By:Mark Twain
Category:Animals/Pets
Submitted By:JC


Quote:B-A-N-G ! Z-O-O-M !

By:Ralph to Alice
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Stanley: I really don't want to cause a fight with Agnes and the family.
Norton: If you don't want to fight, then why are you getting married??

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: Just take a good look at the puppy, just look into those eyes.
Ralph: I don't want a good look or a bad look, that dog's getting out of here!
Norton: Ralph Kramden, you've just lost your membership card to the human race!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:if love had a price .... id rather spend my money on clothes :P
I was not familiar with t...
Posted: 2/5/2007 1:02:18 PM


By:lamooshi
Category:LOVE SUX
Submitted By:lamoshi


Quote:As he crept into the stealthy night air
Little did he realize the fire escape was not there.
Actually, he said "When h...
Posted: 1/2/2009 2:30:20 PM


By:Ed Norton
Category:Poetry
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Grandfather: There is a struggle in your life like two wolves fighting.. One is evil and mean and hateful, one is good and kind and loving.
Grandson: Which one will win Grandpa?
Grandfather: The one you feed.
I think this was stolen f...
Posted: 10/30/2007 2:33:30 AM


By:Joel Osteen
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ride, to a place beyond our time
Reach, for the edges of your mind, and you are there

By:Queensryche
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Tribe travel west, over country and mountains and wild streams,
then come big day... tribe fall over cliff, that when Hekawi get name.
Medicine man say to my ancestor, "I think we lost. Where the heck are we?"
This brings back many vis...
Posted: 1/21/2007 2:22:06 PM


By:Chief Wild Eagle
Category:TV
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Sometimes a cigar is J-U-S-T a cigar.

By:Sigmund Freud
Category:Psychology
Submitted By:JV


Quote:All men are BEASTS!
Oh, Stanley!...
Posted: 1/16/2007 7:01:06 PM


By:Agnes
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You are about to embark on a great crusade

By:General Dwight D. Eisenhower, to the troops on D-Day
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Hasta la vista, baby!

By:Arnold Schwarzenegger "The Terminator"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Shazam!

By:Gomer Pile "The Andy Griffith Show"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Get out of here Norton, before I do something! You are a menace to society, you're a menace to me, and you are a stupid head!

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:James Arness: Do you think the ants are all dead now Doctor?
Doctor: Yes, we used enough cyanide and by now all the passages should be completely saturated.
James Arness: If I can still lift my arm after this is over.. you'll see just how saturated I can get!
Still a surprise to see t...
Posted: 1/9/2007 6:38:16 PM


By:"Them"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Bells are ringin', kids are singing, the snow is coming down. And boy what a pleasure it is to think that you've got some place to go to. And that the place that you're going to, there's somebody in it that you really love. Some one you're nuts about. Merry Christmas.

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You may be an undigested bit of beef.. or a crumb of cheese

By:Ebenezer Scrooge "A Christmas Carol"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Edith: I ain't no spring chicken anymore.
Archie: You're right.
Edith: You ain't no spring rooster either anymore.

By:All In The Family
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:The E. coli scare has caused Taco Bell stock to plummet...
In a related story, stock in Charmin has skyrocketed.

By:Conan O'Brien
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:If that airplane doesn't fly, I'll probably leave the country... AND I MEAN IT!

By:Howard Hughes to Congress
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:They'll be wishin' their fathers hadn't met their mothers when they start slammin' into those rocks.

By:Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: I'm gonna get that pot of gold Alice.
Alice: You've already got the POT, just go for the gold!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Success is moving from one failure to the next failure, with enthusiasm.

By:Winston Churchill
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:EAGLE: Houston, Tranquility Base here. The Eagle has landed!
HOUSTON: Roger, Tranquility.. You've got a bunch of guys about to turn blue.

By:Apollo 11
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Dietrich: Nick, there's no exclamation point on that typewriter.
Yemana: That typewriter is over forty years old.
Dietrich: I guess people didn't get as excited back then.

By:Barney Miller
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Marriage is like a horse with a broken leg.
You can shoot it but that don't fix the leg.

By:Nick Yemana (Barney Miller)
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:No man has got it made,
if he thinks he does,
he's wrong.

By:Lynyrd Skynyrd
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:One of these days Alice, POW! right in the kisser!
Are you encouraging domes...
Posted: 10/22/2006 4:45:44 PM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Best their is! Best their was! Best their ever will be!

By:Breat "Hitman" Hart
Category:TV
Submitted By:Louviere


Quote:Walter You know why you couldn't figure this one Keys? Because the guy was too close to you.. right across the desk
Keys Even closer than that Walter.
Walter .....I love you too.

By:Double Indemnity
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I'm no alcoholic. I'm a drunkard. There's a difference. A drunkard doesn't like to go to meetings

By:Jackie Gleason
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Some kids are small, some kids are tall,
fatso Kramden is the only kid that walks down the hall wall to wall.
Bill Davis was an apprent...
Posted: 11/2/2006 8:59:47 PM


By:Bill Davis
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Ralph:When you see me walking down the street, get on the other side.
Norton:When you walk down the street, there is no other side.

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Doctor: You have six months to live.
Rodney: I want a second opinion.
Doctor: OK, you're ugly too.
I couldn't agree more...a...
Posted: 9/20/2006 4:34:52 PM


By:Rodney Dangerfield
Category:Rodney
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I drink too much.
I gave my Doctor a urine specimen - it had an olive in it.

By:Rodney Dangerfield
Category:Rodney
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Poor George, he can't help it. He was born with a silver foot in his mouth.

By:A. Richards
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Hunchback: Well Well, if it isn't the Smoker! Come on, light one up now.
Col. Mortimer: I generally smoke after I eat.. which will be in about ten minutes.
Hunchback: In ten minutes YOU'LL BE SMOKIN IN HELL!! STAND UP!
Col. Mortimer: BANG!
Excellent use of html!...
Posted: 9/16/2006 4:04:52 PM


By:For a Few Dollars More
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions.

By:Evan Esar (1899-1995), American Humorist
Category:Humor
Submitted By:JC


Quote:EVRYBODY HERE GETS WHAT THEY WANT WHEN THEY WANT IT. BUT WHEN I WANT SOMETHING, NOBODY LIFTS A FINGER TO HELP.

By:POOR P
Category:HUMOR
Submitted By:SK


Quote:Shall we shrink back into tyranny?? or advance.. advance into the glorious light of freedom!
Personally, I think JV is...
Posted: 9/15/2006 12:09:06 PM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:And then you hear that awful high pitched screamin.. the ocean turns red.. and they come in and tear ya to pieces, dispite all the hollerin' and yellin'.

By:Quint in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: Who was it that visited you in the hospital when you got hit in the head with a baseball bat? I did! Who was it that brought you candy and cigarettes? I did!
Norton: Who was it that hit me in the head with the baseball bat? YOU DID!
Sweet kid....
Posted: 9/12/2006 8:13:35 PM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Sometimes the sharks go away.. sometimes they DON'T go away.
Shouldn't Jaws be a separ...
Posted: 9/7/2006 7:34:38 PM


By:Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Do you know why husbands usually die before their wives? Because they want to!!!

By:not sure
Category:Humor
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:They say that a man's life is not complete until he's married,
and then, he's finished.

By:Unknown
Category:Wedding Toasts
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden.
This could have been Alic...
Posted: 9/2/2006 9:06:03 AM


By:Lynn Anderson
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:A man's house is like a ship.. and on this ship, I am the Captain. YOU are nothing but a lowly third class seaman. Your job is to swab the deck, get the mess, and see that the Captain feels good.
Ahh...JV's harkening back...
Posted: 9/2/2006 9:03:55 AM


By:Ralph to Alice
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You can't turn chicken shit into chicken salad.
I did discover the follow...
Posted: 3/3/2008 8:01:34 PM


By:Anonymous
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:What a revoltin' development this is!

By:The Life of Riley
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You've got city hands Mr. Hooper.. YOU'VE BEEN COUNTIN' MONEY ALL YOUR LIFE!

By:Quint in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I resemble that remark.

By:Curly Howard
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You've heard that people say when they grew up they were "P" "O" "R" poor?
Well when I grew up, we were "P" "O".. "O" "O" "O" "O".. "R" poor!
Double D's and x's is the...
Posted: 8/27/2006 5:51:21 PM


By:Redd Foxx
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: Tomorrow starts about five days of hilarity.
Norton: Good clean fun.
Ralph: Exactly!
Well Done!...
Posted: 8/21/2006 8:59:18 AM


By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Oscar: "We have brown sandwiches and green sandwiches" Murray: "What are the green sandwiches?" Oscar: "It's either very good cheese,or very old meat"

By:"The Odd Couple"
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"CLATU-BARRADA-NIKTO"

By:Patricia Neal "The Day The Earth Stood Still"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"Say HELLO to my little friend"

By:Al Pacino "Scarface"
Category:MOVIES
Submitted By:RB


Quote:We CAN win. We MUST win. We WILL win!

By:War Department WWII
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:"IT'S NO SHAME TO BE POOR...BUT IT'S NOT A GREAT HONOR EITHER..."

By:TOPOL "Fiddler on The Roof"
Category:MUSICAL
Submitted By:RB


Quote:Are you pourin out your heart, or your liver??

By:Ed Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:During intermission at Folsom Prison concert: Warden: Mr. Cash, would you mind refraining from singing any more tunes that remind the inmates that they are in prison? Maybe you and your wife can do some more spirituals. Johnny Cash: Warden, do you think they forgot?

By:Movie: Walk The Line
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Discussion regarding Johnny Cash recording a live concert at a prison: Record Producer: Johnny, your fans are Christians - church folk. They don't to hear you singing to a bunch of murderers and rapists trying to make them feel better. Jonny Cash: Then they aren't Christians, are they?

By:Movie - Walk The Line
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Don't worry Big Ed, I'm not afraid of anything...except Nitschke
I just heard this while w...
Posted: 8/13/2006 9:15:49 AM


By:Brian Piccolo
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Life is like a box of chocolates - you never know what you are going to get.
That's Forrest Gump! Love...
Posted: 1/19/2007 7:26:04 AM


By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:On you huskies!
The quotemeister is back ...
Posted: 8/12/2006 7:31:33 PM


By:Sargent Preston of the Yukon
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: You mind if I smoke?
Ralph: I don't care if you burn.

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:This young man has had a very trying rookie season, what with the litigation, the notoriety, his subsequent deportation to Canada and that country's refusal to accept him. I guess that's more than most 21-year-olds can handle. Number six, Ogie Oglethorpe.

By:Announcer in Slap Shot
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:A slip of the lip can sink a ship.
I thought this was Norton...
Posted: 8/1/2006 1:34:50 PM


By:War Department
Category:Military
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Here lies the body of Mary Lee. Died at the age of a hundred and three. For fifteen years she kept her virginity. Not a bad record for this vicinity!
What's with all this Jaws...
Posted: 7/29/2006 5:04:35 AM


By:Quint in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Butch: I know, we'll jump!
Sundance: THE HELL WE WILL!!

By:Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:To err is human. To forgive, divine.
This is sort fo a duplica...
Posted: 7/29/2006 5:03:20 AM


By:unknown
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Even if you end up winning the "rat race" you are still a rat.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Bar Crowd: Let's hang him in effigy.
Coach: The hell with that; let's hang him right here in Boston.

By:Ernie Pantuso
Category:Cheers
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Woody: What are you up to Mr. Peterson?
Norm: My normal weight if I were eleven feet tall.

By:Cheers
Category:Cheers
Submitted By:JC


Quote:It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milk Bone underwear.
Yes, Cheers has its' own ...
Posted: 7/26/2006 4:15:21 PM


By:Norm Peterson
Category:Cheers
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Remember, when there's an emergency, I come out of it. When they made me, they threw away the mold!
the quote is great but it...
Posted: 2/15/2007 1:38:45 PM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I now close my military career, and like the old soldier in that ballet of old, just.. fade.. away..

By:Gen. Douglas MacArthur
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:First light, sharks came cruzin.

By:Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore!
We sing it all the time a...
Posted: 7/25/2006 11:47:33 PM


By:Dean Martin
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Go Pat Go!

By:Twarted Presidentail Campaign
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Tippecanoe and Tyler Too!

By:Presidential Campaign Committe
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:All the way with LBJ!

By:Presidential Campaign Committe
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:The Eveready Rabbit - it keep going and going and going.....
It's not the "Everready R...
Posted: 2/16/2009 8:59:45 PM


By:battery powered rabbit
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Beam me up, Scotty.
What is not very well kno...
Posted: 7/24/2006 4:43:28 PM


By:Captain Kirk
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:How do you spell Relief? R-O-L-A-I-D-S

By:guy on TV
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:On the whole, I'd rather be in Philadelphia.

By:W. C. Fields
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:In God we trust. All others pay cash.
That was Jean Shepard. Bo...
Posted: 6/5/2007 1:51:54 PM


By:not sure
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It's 10 PM. Do you know where your children are?

By:it was a public service announcement
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.

By:George Carlin
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

By:Scott Adams
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Schizophrenia beats being alone.

By:Anonymous
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Garbage in, garbage out.

By:User
Category:Computers
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

By:Woody Allen
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You can't always get what you want, but if you try sometimes,
you just might find, you get what you need.

By:The Rolling Stones
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Freedom's just another word for nothin' left to lose.
Super quote!!...
Posted: 9/14/2006 9:26:12 PM


By:Bobby McGee
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Jerry: So you don't care?
GOD: Of course, I care.
Jerry: Then how can you permit all the suffering in the world?
GOD: I don't permit the suffering - you do. You can love, cherish and nurture each other or you can kill each other. The choice is yours.

By:Oh God!
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Just keep ridin me and you'll be pickin iron out of your liver.

By:The Maltese Falcon
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.

By:unknown
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Think "outside the bun."

By:Taco Bell
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Dewey Wins!

By:Headlines
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:That son of a bitch believes his own lies!
I think what is scaring p...
Posted: 7/23/2006 9:40:21 AM


By:Harry Truman
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:YOU'RE CERTIFIABLE QUINT! YOU KNOW THAT?

By:Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Sorry Charlie.
I love it too....
Posted: 7/28/2006 11:39:54 PM


By:Starkist Tuna
Category:Advertising
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I like Ike. You like Ike. Everybody likes Ike!

By:Presidential Campaign Committee
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You want answers? You can't handle the TRUTH!
Quotemaster- add an "s" t...
Posted: 7/22/2006 5:56:23 PM


By:Colonel Jessup
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It's Slinky, It's Slinky, Fun for a girl or a boy. It's Slinky, It's Slinky, Oh, what a wonderful toy!
My reaction to this quote...
Posted: 7/22/2006 9:17:57 PM


By:Slinky
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Winston tastes good like a cigarette should

By:Winston Cigarettes
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:A little dab 'll do ya.
The Brillcream commercial...
Posted: 8/18/2006 6:55:42 PM


By:That gook for your hair
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:My baloney has a first name. It's O-S-C-A-R. My baloney has a second name. It's M-A-Y-E-R. Oh, I love to eat it every day, and if you ask me why..... I'll say, because Oscar Mayer has a way with B-O-L-O-G-N-A!
Yeh, blame it all on me!...
Posted: 7/23/2006 8:28:58 AM


By:Oscar Mayer
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Ask any mermaid you happen to see, "What's the best tuna?" "Chicken of the Sea!

By:Chicken of the Sea
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Everybody doesn't like something, but nobody doesn't like Sara Lee!

By:Sara Lee
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Hotdogs, Armour hot dogs. What kinds of kids love Armour hot dogs? Fat kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks, tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love hotdogs, Armour hot dogs, the dogs kids love to bite. .
I admit it, I was a skinn...
Posted: 7/23/2006 9:36:45 AM


By:Aurmour Hot dos
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Discussing The Three Stooges...
Levitt: I like the ones with Shemp.
Dietrich: I see no reason to continue this conversation.

By:Barney Miller
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Felix: What are you doing?
Oscar: Sterilizing the wound.
Felix: With beer?
Oscar: It's got alcohol in it.

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Oscar: You want brown juice or green juice?
Felix: What's the difference?
Oscar: Three weeks.
Good one!...
Posted: 7/22/2006 9:55:10 PM


By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:(Holding the box of Sugar Frosted Flakes)They're G-R-R-R-E-A-T!!
Now that you mention it, ...
Posted: 7/22/2006 9:11:06 PM


By:Tony the Tiger
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Use the Force Luke!
That's a rather weak quot...
Posted: 7/22/2006 5:45:20 AM


By:Star Wars
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:What IF the Hokey-Pokey really is "what it's all about?"
Any duplicate quote shall...
Posted: 7/22/2006 11:30:18 AM


By:Saw it on a T-shirt
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
JV, of course, you inspir...
Posted: 7/21/2006 2:45:02 PM


By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.

By:Clark Gable
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Of all the gin mills in all the world, she has to walk into this one.

By:Humphrey Bogart "Casablanca"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Oh, I'd love to be an Oscar Mayer weiner. That is what I'd truly like to be-e-e. For if I were an Oscar Mayer weiner, everyone would be in love with me!!
EXACTLY the reaction I wa...
Posted: 7/21/2006 2:24:40 PM


By:Some kid on TV
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Lucy, you got some splainin' to do.
I know....
Posted: 7/21/2006 2:22:58 PM


By:Ricky Ricardo
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Just because you're not paranoid -
doesn't mean that they're not out to get you!
I think we need to have a...
Posted: 7/23/2006 9:39:29 AM


By:Charles Swindol
Category:Radio
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Take your time...dont live too fast,
Troubles will come and they will pass.
They are the best that's ...
Posted: 11/22/2007 3:58:46 PM


By:Lynyrd Skynyrd
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I done told you once, you son of a bitch,
I'm the best that's ever been.

By:Charlie Daniels
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Many dreams come true, and some have silver linings
I live for my dream and a pocketful of gold.

By:Led Zeppelin
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Does anybody remember laughter?

By:Led Zeppelin
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You know you're a redneck if.......
You think the last words ...
Posted: 7/20/2006 1:49:30 PM


By:Jeff Foxworthy
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You can't fix stupid.
What did you mean by that...
Posted: 7/22/2006 2:10:46 PM


By:Ron White
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:The Golden Rule - Do unto others as you would want others to do unto you.

By:The Bible
Category:Religion
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:He who has the gold makes the rules.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You gotta get your mind right.
Whatchya talkin' about, W...
Posted: 7/20/2006 4:42:03 AM


By:Cool Hand Luke
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Nah-nah-nah-nah, nah-nah-nah-nah,hey-hey-hey, g-o-o-d bye.
You wouldn't believe it, ...
Posted: 7/22/2006 9:03:58 PM


By:not sure
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Who let the dogs out?
Which dog? Was it....... ...
Posted: 7/22/2006 9:16:33 PM


By:not sure
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You go girl!
This quote needs to be di...
Posted: 7/19/2006 6:05:02 AM


By:Feminists
Category:Society
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Go on now, go walk out the door. Just turn around now 'cause you're not welcome anymore. Weren't you the one who tried to hurt me with goodbye? You think I'd crumble. You think I'd lay down and die. Oh no, not I, I will survive. As long as I know how to love I know I will stay alive. I've got all my life to live, I've got all my love to give and I'll survive. I will survive!

By:Gloria Gaynor
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:George: "Say goodnight Gracie."
Gracie: "Goodnight Gracie."

By:Burns & Allen
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Good night Mrs. Calabash, wherever you are!

By:Jimmy Durante
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:We don't want your stinking burrows!

By:Treasure of the Sierra Madre
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:HOT diggity, DOG diggity, BOOM! What you do to me!

By:Perry Como
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:My name is Friday, I carry a badge.

By:Dragnet
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Gotta have some hot stuff baby this evenin,
I need some hot stuff baby tonight!
JV must have just woken u...
Posted: 7/19/2006 5:55:02 AM


By:Donna Summer
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Hot town, summer in the city
back of my neck gettin dirty gritty.

By:Lovin Spoonful
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:How hot is it? It is so hot that.....
Well, I guess its OK then...
Posted: 7/19/2006 11:18:04 AM


By:Johnny Carson
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:..telling it like it is.

By:H. Cosell
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I am the GREATEST!!!
Thanks for the inspiratio...
Posted: 7/17/2006 10:56:00 AM


By:M. Ali
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You dirty rat.....
Well, no.. its a surprise...
Posted: 7/18/2006 8:28:02 PM


By:James Cagney
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Still water runs deep.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee!
Good one....
Posted: 7/17/2006 10:44:32 AM


By:Muhammad Ali
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JV


Quote:...the day my Mamma socked it to the Harper Valley P.T.A.

By:Jeannie C. Riley
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Ah, you don't believe we're on the Eve of Destruction?

By:Barry McGuire
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:And it's one, two, three, What are we fighting for? Don't ask me, I don't give a damn, Next stop is Vietnam; And it's five, six, seven, Open up the pearly gates, Well there ain't no time to wonder why Whoopee! we're all gonna die.

By:Country Joe McDonald and the Fish
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Don't let the door hit you on the way out.
Unknown? George W. Bush ...
Posted: 7/17/2006 7:03:39 AM


By:unknown
Category:Sayings
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I am always on a mountain when I fall.

By:Merle Haggard
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Be kind to the people you meet on the way UP..
because you're going to meet the same people on the way DOWN.
I think Kenneth Lay also ...
Posted: 7/17/2006 5:44:48 AM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Dittos!
The fact that this wasn't...
Posted: 7/16/2006 4:59:42 PM


By:Rush Limbaugh
Category:Radio
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:May the force be with you!

By:Obi-Wan Kenobi "Star Wars"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:If ifs and buts were beers and nuts,
we'd have one hell of a party.

By:Charles Barkley
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Oscar:If you can't stand the heat, get out of Hell's Kitchen.
Felix:I can just see you chuckling over that in your BLACK leather jackets.
I percieve that JC is an ...
Posted: 7/16/2006 9:59:35 PM


By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen.

By:Harry Truman
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:The buck stops here.

By:Harry Truman
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Only YOU can prevent forest fires.

By:Smoky the Bear
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Today, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth.....

By:Lou Gehrig
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It ain't no fun waiting 'round to be a millionaire.

By:AC/DC
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.

By:Dean Wormer
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Seven years of college down the drain.

By:John 'Bluto' Blutarsky
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Do you want to play a game?
Now I will have to buy th...
Posted: 7/14/2006 1:46:44 PM


By:War Games
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Come on Punk, MAKE MY DAY!

By:Dirty Harry
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Dr. Frankenstein: Wasn't that hump on the other side before?
Igor:What hump?
Got it....
Posted: 7/28/2006 11:56:57 PM


By:Young Frankenstein
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You're cruizin for a bruzin.
This is dedicated to RJU....
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:17:42 PM


By:Unknown
Category:Sayings
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You bet your bippy!
It might have been dick M...
Posted: 7/14/2006 4:41:36 AM


By:Laugh-In Cast
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:V-e-d-d-y Interesting....
Its... Vh-e-hhh-ry. What'...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:15:30 PM


By:Arte Johnson
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Sock it to me!
OK, so I fogot one little...
Posted: 7/13/2006 10:08:20 PM


By:Laugh-In Cast
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I Wanna Rock!
Welcome back! I didn't kn...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:12:18 PM


By:Twisted Sister
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Don't try this at home.
However........... you ma...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:23:28 PM


By:?
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:About the stock market - "You can never go broke if you sell too soon."
Sure, some quotes are tru...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:25:11 PM


By:Malcolm Forbes
Category:Business
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I've lusted in my heart for other women.
Here lies the difference ...
Posted: 7/12/2006 5:54:08 AM


By:Jimmy Carter
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Everything is as it was then, but.. YOU ARE THERE!
Pardon?...
Posted: 7/12/2006 9:25:11 PM


By:Walter Cronkite
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:It takes a lickin, but keeps on tickin.
Should we be putting Comm...
Posted: 7/12/2006 5:52:38 AM


By:John Cameron Swayze
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Klaatu barada nikto.

By:"The Day the Earth Stood Still"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Tastes great..less filling.
No swearing in Latin.......
Posted: 7/12/2006 5:50:17 AM


By:Lite Beer Commercial
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Are you ready for some FOOTBALL?!!

By:Hank Williams, Jr.
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind.
Huh?...
Posted: 7/12/2006 8:20:42 AM


By:N. Armstrong
Category:History
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You can never have too many clamps.

By:Norm Abrams
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:We're just two WILD AND CRAZY guys....
Perfect!...
Posted: 7/8/2006 9:04:00 AM


By:Steve Martin
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:those "girlie men" up there in Sacramento

By:Arnold Schwarzenegger
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Don't mess with the U.S.!

By:Sean Hannity
Category:Radio
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You sure are!
(obscure)...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:27:00 PM


By:Edward L. Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I've had a serious accident.

By:"The Fly"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Get R Done!
I had to put this one in ...
Posted: 7/6/2006 7:14:28 AM


By:Larry the Cable Guy
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Girls, this is Lou.
Lou, these are girls.

By:Rodney Dangerfield
Category:Rodney
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I told my father I was sick and tired of going 'round in circles...so,
he nailed my other foot to the ground.
There are so many...I cho...
Posted: 7/6/2006 8:08:21 PM


By:Rodney Dangerfield
Category:Rodney
Submitted By:JC


Quote:May the Bird of Paradise fly up your nose!

By:Johnny Carson
Category:Talk Shows
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I hate it when that happens.

By:Billy Crystal
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:See the U.S.A. in your Chevrolet.

By:Chevrolet
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Please don't squeeze the Charmin!!!

By:Mr. Wipple
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Mmmm...Mmmm good...Mmmm...Mmmm good, that's what Campbell's Soups are, Mmmm...Mmmm good!
I really don't understand...
Posted: 7/9/2006 12:34:04 PM


By:Campbell's Soup
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Plop, plop, fizz, fizz..Oh, what a relief it is!
You're still "Poping" whe...
Posted: 7/13/2006 8:29:22 PM


By:Alka Seltzer
Category:Commercials
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job. It is a depression when you lose yours.

By:H. Truman
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned,
Bubba knows first hand fo...
Posted: 7/7/2006 3:46:21 PM


By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You can't live with them, and you can't live without them.
That's for me to know, an...
Posted: 7/5/2006 6:56:07 PM


By:Anonymous
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Close only counts in hand grenades and horseshoes.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:In this world, nothing is certain except death and taxes.
Now you did good. This is...
Posted: 7/5/2006 7:09:56 PM


By:B. Franklin
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Early to bed and early to rise, makes a man healthy, wealthy and wise.

By:B. Franklin
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:A penny saved is a penny earned.
Thanks JV for your inspir...
Posted: 7/4/2006 6:38:52 PM


By:B. Franklin
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.
Actually, as a avid liste...
Posted: 7/6/2006 7:00:29 AM


By:B. Franklin
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:If you are going to swim with the sharks, don't look like bait.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:YOU LOOK F-A-B-U-L-O-U-S !
Actually it's marvelous....
Posted: 2/26/2008 10:53:45 AM


By:Billy Crystal
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:If it doesn't fit, you must acquit.
Good One....
Posted: 7/4/2006 3:49:39 PM


By:Johnnie Cochran
Category:Legal
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Can we all just get along?
Inspired by the ongoing b...
Posted: 7/3/2006 8:11:24 PM


By:Rodney King
Category:Society
Submitted By:JC


Quote:He who hesitates is lost.
I thought of this one whe...
Posted: 7/3/2006 6:24:50 PM


By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:That's all, folks!
No, that would be a "Movi...
Posted: 1/1/2001 4:01:16 AM


By:Bugs Bunny
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Sufferin' succotash!!
I see the Quotemaster fix...
Posted: 7/4/2006 8:01:32 PM


By:Sylvester
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:What's up, Doc?

By:Bugs Bunny
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Its quiet out there.
Yea, too quiet.

By:"All Quiet on the Western Front"
Category:Literature
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Yes, I can be very cruel.. I've learned from masters.

By:Catherine to her mother "The Heiress"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Einstein was right!

By:"Close Encounters of the Third Kind"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:In football, the only qualifications to be a lineman are to be big and dumb.
To be a back you just have to be dumb.

By:Knute Rockne
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I got a little somethin' planned you ain't NEVER gonna forget!

By:"Cape Fear"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:How y'all are?
To those high falutin ind...
Posted: 7/12/2006 9:38:12 PM


By:Justin Wilson
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:We have only just begun to fight.

By:Franklin Roosevelt
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I'd like to propose a toast: To Men's Rights.. may we hang on to what's left!

By:Lou Grant "Mary Tyler Moore Show"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Who's on first. What's on second. I don't know's on third......
The answer is "Yesterday"...
Posted: 7/1/2006 6:02:33 PM


By:Bud A. & Lou C.
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Da Plane! Da Plane!

By:Tattoo
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:To err is human. To really screw things up takes a computer.

By:Software Engineer
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Let me tell you what I'm gonna did.

By:Justin Wilson
Category:Cooking
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Humina..humina..humina..

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Har-Har-Hardy-Har-Har

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Go, baby!

By:Bubba Clinton
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Nice guys finish last.

By:Leo the Lip
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Let's play two!

By:Ernie Banks
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Don't worry - Be happy!
A super quote!...
Posted: 7/12/2006 9:40:26 PM


By:Bobby McFerrin
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:What, me worry?

By:Alfred E. Newman
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Cowabunga, Dude!

By:Bart Simpson
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It is high....It is far....It is GONE!!

By:John Sterling
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Take me out to the ballgame. Take me out with the crowd. Buy me some peanuts and Cracker Jacks - I don't care if I never get back. Let me root, root, root for the home team. If they don't win, it's ashame. For it's one, two, three strikes you're out at the old ballgame!!

By:NoT Sure
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:A hot dog at the ballgame beats roast beef at the Ritz.
JV, Are you implying tha...
Posted: 6/30/2006 8:08:49 AM


By:H. Bogart
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:"These are the saddest of possible words: Tinker to Evers to Chance."

By:F. P. Adams
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Y-E-E-S-S-S and it counts!!

By:Marv Albert
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:The Giants win the pennant! The Giants win the pennant!

By:Russ Hodges
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Two-and-two to Harvey Kuenn....
That's Vin Scully. Oops....
Posted: 6/29/2006 5:51:09 PM


By:Vin Scully
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I can't believe what I just saw!!

By:Jack Buck on Kirk Gibson's World Series HR
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:We'll be right back with the "Happy Recap."

By:Bob Murphy
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Yankees Win! T-h-h-e-e-e Yankees WIN!!!

By:John Sterling
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I hope that their first child is a masculine child.

By:Luco Brasi "The Godfather"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Hi O Silver!

By:The Lone Ranger
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Where's the beef!

By:Clara Peller for Wendy's
Category:Advertising
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ya-ba-da-ba-do!

By:Fred Flintstone
Category:Cartoons
Submitted By:JV


Quote:All right you lame brains, you knuckleheads.. Move it! Move it! Move it!

By:Sargent Carter "Gomer Pyle USMC"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The American people in their righteous might will win through to absolute victory.

By:Franklin Roosevelt
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I love the smell of napalm in the morning.

By:Apocalypse Now
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:We will not tire, we will not falter, we will not fail.
Is that a thinly vailed c...
Posted: 7/1/2006 12:36:25 PM


By:G.W. Bush
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You can fool some of the people all of the time, and all of the people some of the time, but you can not fool all of the people all of the time.

By:A. Lincoln
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:If we allow Vietnam to fall, tomorrow we'll be fighting in Hawaii, and next week, in San Francisco.

By:LBJ
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:If you see a snake just kill it - don't appoint a committe on snakes.

By:Ross Perot
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Senator, I served with Jack Kennedy. I knew Jack Kennedy. Jack Kennedy was a friend of mine. Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.

By:L. Bentsen
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Give me liberty or give me death!

By:P. Henry
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I am not a crook....

By:Dick Nixon
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Well....
Yes, I know that and it w...
Posted: 6/26/2006 9:16:22 AM


By:R. Reagon
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Read my lips no new taxes.
Something's fishy here....
Posted: 7/1/2006 11:35:14 PM


By:G.H.W. Bush
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:My brother need not be idolized, or enlarged in death beyond what he was in life, to be remembered simply as a good and decent man, who saw wrong and tried to right it, saw suffering and tried to heal it, saw war and tried to stop it.

By:Ted Kennedy
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Four score and seven years ago....

By:Abe Lincoln
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:We have nothing to fear but fear itself...

By:FDR
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Son, it's spelled with a 'e' at the end - POTATOE.
I heard that some erased ...
Posted: 7/7/2006 8:46:16 AM


By:D. Quayle
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I did not have sexual relations with that woman....

By:Bubba Clinton
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You're not going to have me to kick around anymore....

By:Tricky Dick Nixon
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Edith, you're a dingbat!!

By:A. Bunker
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Tie a yellow ribbon 'round the old oak tree.....
Nothing that cannot be co...
Posted: 6/23/2006 4:28:04 PM


By:T. Orlando & Dawn
Category:Patriotic
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I coulda, but I didn't gotta.

By:Wojciehowicz
Category:TV
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Let's roll!

By:Flight 93
Category:Movies/News
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Me Tarzan. You Jane.
Only you would know that,...
Posted: 6/22/2006 12:20:50 PM


By:Tarzan
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Superkalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Didn't it come from Mary ...
Posted: 6/22/2006 12:18:20 PM


By:not sure
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:It's a bird. It's a plane. No, it's Superman! Strange visitor, from another planet, who came to Earth with powers and abilities far beyond those of mortal men. Superman - who can change the course of mighty rivers, bend steel with his bare hand and - who disquised as Clark Kent fights a never ending battle for truth, justice and the American way.
My favorite episode was t...
Posted: 6/23/2006 12:45:56 PM


By:From TV Show
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Let's hug it out, bitch.
Sweet!...
Posted: 6/21/2006 8:29:42 PM


By:Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven)
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:pjl6364


Quote:Let he without sin amongst us be the first to cast a brick at Esther's face.

By:Fred Sanford
Category:TV
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Jules:Fuck, nigga, what did you do to his towel?
Vincent:I was dryin' my hands.
Jules:You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent:You watched me wash 'em.
Jules:I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent:I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules:I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.

By:Jules Winfield & Vincent Vega
Category:Quentin
Submitted By:pjl6364


Quote:These boots are made for walkin' and that's just what they'll do. One of these days, these boots are gonna walk all over you.

By:N. Sinatra
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Go real slow, you'll like it more and more.
Take it as it comes, specialize in having fun.

By:The Doors
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:And you tell me
over and over and over again, my friend
Ah, you don't believe
we're on the eve
of destruction
I didn't see this one bef...
Posted: 7/11/2006 5:01:53 PM


By:Barry McGuire
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Will she still need me? Will she still love me....when I'm sixty-four?
It was Paul's 64th birthd...
Posted: 6/19/2006 8:11:41 PM


By:P. McCartney
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:And awa-a-a-y we go!
You practically stole it ...
Posted: 6/21/2006 8:32:03 PM


By:J. Gleason
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Just like a river that don't know where it's flowin', I took a wrong turn and I just kept goin'.

By:The Boss
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You're gone alright.
Are you sure about that? ...
Posted: 6/19/2006 12:26:42 PM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:THIMK!
You don't have to get tes...
Posted: 6/19/2006 1:47:05 PM


By:IBM
Category:Business
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Juror #8: He don't even speak good English.
Juror #9: He DOESN'T even speak good English.

By:"Twelve Angry Men"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:There was a day when men beat the ground with sticks, and they called it witchcraft. Now they call it golf.

By:Will Rodgers
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I like scotch. I have just two with dinner. I'd like to have more, but I don't dare.

By:Dwight D. Eisenhower
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Its later than you think.

By:?
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Character is doing the right thing in an empty room.
But kindly consider the n...
Posted: 6/12/2006 8:19:50 PM


By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Archie: I'm just looking out for #1.
Meathead: And, I suppose Mr. Jefferson is #2.
Archie: That's right.
Meathead: And what about Mr. Estrada, I suppose he's #3 (because he is Puerto Rican).
Archie: Not necessarily...you got your japs and your chinks - 3a, 3b.

By:All In The Family
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Watch it, Sucker!

By:Aunt Ester "Sanford and Son"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The Shadow knows!

By:The Shadow
Category:Radio
Submitted By:JV


Quote:You're a menace to me, a menace to society, and you are a stupid head.

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:S t e r i l i z e ! S t e r i l i z e !

By:Nomad in "Star Trek"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Holy Cow!

By:P. Rizzuto
Category:Sports
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:How sweet it is!

By:J. Gleason
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You're a good egg, Nunan

By:Caddyshack
Category:Movies
Submitted By:Borgnine


Quote:And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in a relative way, but you're older
Shorter of breath and one day closer to death.

By:Pink Floyd
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
you are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun.

By:Pink Floyd
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Spock: That "unit" is a woman.
Nomad: A mass of conflicting impulses.

By:Robot that seeks to destroy "imperfect biological units" - Star Trek
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:It happened that way, movin' West.
It wasn't Wagon Train. It...
Posted: 8/6/2007 12:23:44 AM


By:Wagon Train
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:And that's the way it is.

By:Walter Cronkite
Category:News
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Its always better to know than not to know.

By:Henry Kissinger
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: How could I marry a girl who doesn't have a sense of humor?
Alice: I married you, didn't I?

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Why oh why was I blessed with such musical talent?

By:Edward L. Norton
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC


Quote:I do this job because I've been trained to do it. You do it because YOU LOVE IT.

By:Gen. Bradley (Karl Malden) to Gen. Patton (George C. Scott) in "Patton"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The Master has spoken.

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Meanwhile, back in the jungle...

By:Ramar of the Jungle
Category:TV (ancient)
Submitted By:JV


Quote:What are ya, some kind of half-assed astronaut or something?

By:Robert Shaw as Quint, to Richard Dryefus in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I'M WALKIN HERE!

By:Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo in "Midnight Cowboy"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:What do you want Mary? You want the moon? Just say the word and I'll throw a lasso around it and pull it down.

By:Jimmy Stewart in "Its a Wonderful Life"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Perry AND DON'T CALL ME CHIEF!
Jimmy Ok Chief.. I mean Mr. White.

By:Superman
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Great Ceasar's ghost!!
Amazing - I was going to ...
Posted: 6/3/2006 10:27:42 PM


By:P. White
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:In the court of law, you can't beat a station wagon filled with nuns.

By:Archie Bunker's lawyer
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Sorry about that, Chief.

By:M. Smart
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Whatchya talkin about, Willis?

By:Arnold
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Me thinks he doth protest too much.
It's she you dumbass Me ...
Posted: 12/5/2007 7:53:03 PM


By:Shakespeare
Category:Drama
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Is everybody Happy?

By:Ted Lewis, bandleader during the Great Depression
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The man who never reads will never be read; he who never quotes will never be quoted.

By:Charles Spurgeon
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:But if this ever changin world in which we live in
Makes you give in and cry
Say live and let die
Live and let die.
Actually it was originall...
Posted: 6/3/2006 11:44:29 PM


By:Wings
Category:Music
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I'm late to a vote!

By:Patrick Kennedy
Category:Politics
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ward, I'm worried about the Beaver.
Jerry Mathers, the Beaver...
Posted: 6/3/2006 2:32:57 PM


By:June Cleaver
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.

By:JFK
Category:Politics
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Ward, where's the Beaver?
Beavers are semi-aquatic ...
Posted: 6/3/2006 2:33:46 PM


By:June Cleaver
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Is that your final answer?

By:Regis
Category:TV
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:I don't know how you handle problems in your family, but in mine we sweep things under the carpet, and then we eat. It's great and it's been working for generations.

By:Doug Heffernan
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Its all for nothing.. its all for nothing.

By:Lon Chaney Jr. to Gary Cooper in "High Noon"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Youth is wasted on the young.
He was quoting Bernard Sh...
Posted: 6/3/2006 2:35:50 PM


By:Bernard Shaw
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Felix: "When elephants are hurt, they walk into the jungle to die."
Oscar: "Hold it Dumbo...don't die."

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Never before in our country's history have both the president and Congress been so out of touch with most Americans. Never before have so few of our elected officials and corporate leaders been less willing to commit to the national interest. And never before has our nation's largest constituent group -- some 200 million middle-class Americans -- been without representation in our nation's capital.
That may be, but I still ...
Posted: 5/26/2006 12:37:41 PM


By:Lou Dobbs
Category:Politics
Submitted By:GW Hater


Quote:While laying on their death bed looking back on their life, no one has ever said - "If I had to do it all over again, I would have spent more time at the office."

By:someone who gets it
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Lead, follow or get the hell out of the way.

By:not sure
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:To be great is to be misunderstood.

By:Hank D. Thoreau
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You're so vain, you probably think this song is about you.

By:Sung by Carly Simon
Category:Music
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:No one ever goes to that restaurant because it is always so crowded.

By:Yogi Berra
Category:Society
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:People who don't like garlic are weird.. Stay away from them.

By:Jeff Smith as "The Frugal Gourmet"
Category:Cooking
Submitted By:JV


Quote:In Alabama, an atheist is someone who doesn't believe in Bear Bryant.

By:Wally Butts
Category:Sports
Submitted By:Bubba


Quote:He who knows not that he knows not, is a fool. Shun him.
He who knows that he knows not, is a student. Teach him.

By:?
Category:Chinese Proverb
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Your mother is A BLABBERMOUTH!

By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:He may have lost his left arm, but I lost my right.

By:General Lee, after Stonewall Jackson had his arm amputated, then died
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Flight controllers here are looking very carefully at the situation. Obviously a major malfunction.

By:Nasa, when the space shuttle Challenger exploded.
Category:News
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Whoever invented the three-decker sandwich should be forced to eat three a day for the rest of their life.
I wish someone would f...
Posted: 6/5/2006 4:29:22 PM


By:James Beard
Category:Cooking
Submitted By:JV


Quote:"To be or not to be" - Shakespeare. "Doo be doo be doo" - Sinatra.

By:unknown
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Beer is the cause and solution to all of men's problems.

By:Homer Simpson
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:Better to be silent and thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.

By:Abe Lincohn (maybe)
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:RJU


Quote:You gotta believe!

By:Tug McGraw
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Life is short...especially when you drive like an idiot.
It was one of those spur ...
Posted: 5/15/2006 4:43:01 PM


By:TBC
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Let them eat cake.
Wait a minute.... you tol...
Posted: 5/4/2006 11:57:12 AM


By:Marie Antoinette
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Carl Spackler: So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Oh, you know. I don't kno...
Posted: 5/6/2006 9:03:22 PM


By:Caddyshack
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Kitty: I've learned that there are certain things in life that you can't change, and you just have to accept them the way they are.
Matt: That's pretty deep for a red head.
I remember this one...it ...
Posted: 4/25/2006 4:55:14 PM


By:James Arness in "Gunsmoke"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Movie Director:I don't care how many daigo guinea WOP greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!
Tom Hagen:I'm German-Irish
Movie Director:Well let me tell you something, my kraut-mick friend! I'm gonna make so much trouble for you, you won't know what hit you!

By:The Godfather
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

By:Clemenza in The Godfather
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JC


Quote:"...SO...ELEVEN HUNDRED MEN GO INTO THE WATER...THREE HUNDRED SIXTEEN COME OUT...SHARKS TOOK THE REST...JUNE THE 29TH,1945...BUT WE DELIVERED THE BOMB CHIEF..."
All I can say is that its...
Posted: 4/24/2006 7:21:49 PM


By:QUINT in Jaws sinking of the USS Indianapolis
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:Felix:Blizzard? What blizzard? Oscar, is it snowing outside?
Oscar:I can't tell, it's all white.

By:The Odd Couple
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:There's not a one of them any good. And boy are they good with a knife! Oh I'm the first one to admit - there's a few good ones.

By:Ed Begly in "Twelve Angry Men"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Amy: Guys are slobs.
Guy: Yea.. and girls are what?
Amy: Perfect!

By:Amy
Category:Society at Tortilla Flats
Submitted By:JV


Quote:We have met the enemy, and they are us.
Wow - that's new to me.. ...
Posted: 2/9/2007 3:00:00 PM


By:?
Category:?
Submitted By:JV


Quote:"...SQUEAL LIKE A PIG BOY!..."
And don't forget what els...
Posted: 4/18/2006 3:39:56 PM


By:Backwoods Red Neck in Deliverance
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"...THOUGH I BELTED YOU AND FLAYED YOU, BY THE LIVING GOD THAT MADE YOU. YOU'RE A BETTER MAN THAN I AM GHUNGA DIN..."

By:Rudyard Kipling
Category:POEM GHUNGA DIN
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"...I do know one thing Mr. Hooper...You rich college boys don't know enough to admit when yer wrong..."

By:QUINT in Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:...poor man wanna be rich
rich man wanna be king
and a king ain't satisified
'til he rules everything
Don't mind if I say so my...
Posted: 4/11/2006 11:28:29 AM


By:Bruce Springsteen
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:You can observe a lot by watching.
That's one way of stating...
Posted: 4/21/2006 9:10:01 PM


By:Yogi Berra
Category:Philosophy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Where was you Dom? Everybody was there...Big Peetie, Little Peetie, Re-Peetie, Ortho peetie, Joey Bag of Donuts, Muscles Marinara, Jimmy da Woman, Carmella Lemon Cola...where was you Dom?

By:Dom Irrera
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Ralph: Don't you realize how serious this is? The government is investigating me
Alice: You're blowing this whole thing up.. maybe its nothing.
Ralph: Maybe its nothing?? If it was nothing, then the letter would have said "DON'T come down to the tax office tomorrow"!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: What would you say a high temperature is?
Ralph: I don't know, 102 or 103. Come on Norton, what's my temperature??
Norton: A HUNDRED AND ELEVEN!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: I hope they like those jokes on the moon Alice... because that's where you're going!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:And remember, whatever you do in life, keep your chin down and keep punching!

By:Rocky Marciano
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JV


Quote:I shook up the world! I shook up the world!

By:Mohammed Ali
Category:Sports
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: I always catch a cold in the Park Avenue sewer.
Ralph: What's so different about the Park Avenue sewer?
Norton: They're air conditioned!

By:Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:It's alive! It's alive! Oh.. Oohh.. Oohhhhhhh.. Now I know what it feels like to BE GOD!

By:Henry Frankenstein
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Tuco: They bigger they are, the harder they fall.. and sometimes they NEVER get up.. especially big fat ones like you!

By:Eli Wallach in "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Quint: Ain't nothin easy, is it Chief.

By:Robert Shaw in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:"IT'S A GOOD THING I THRIVE ON REJECTION!"

By:Hawkeye Pierce M*A*S*H
Category:TV
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND"

By:Monty Python and The Holy Grail
Category:COMEDY
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"YOU'RE UGLY" "AND YOU'RE DRUNK" "YEAH but tomorrow I'll be sober and you'll still be UGLY!"
Sorry, this was Winston C...
Posted: 5/23/2007 7:11:01 AM


By:WC Fields
Category:COMEDY
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"DOS HOMBRES?...DOS HOMBRES?"

By:Mexican officer Butch Cassidy Sundance Kid
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"I'M SHAKIN IT HERE BOSS!"
Yea - I remember. They ha...
Posted: 4/7/2006 9:01:37 PM


By:Paul Newman Cool Hand Luke
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"There are to kinds of people in this world my friend...Those that have guns...and those that dig"
Sorry Tuco...
Posted: 4/11/2006 4:03:21 PM


By:Clint Eastwood Good Bad Ugly
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:"WE GOTTA TAXIDERMY MAN BACK HOME...HE GONNA HAVA A HEART-ATTACT WHEN HE SEE WHAT I BRUNG EM!"
I think this was just bef...
Posted: 4/7/2006 9:03:41 PM


By:QUINT in Jaws
Category:Movies
Submitted By:RB


Quote:I'll catch that bird for you. Bad fish.. Swallow ya whole! A little shakin, a little tenderizin... and down you go.

By:Robert Shaw as Quint in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:It's not over till the fat lady sings.
According to infoplease.c...
Posted: 3/30/2006 3:58:44 PM


By:?
Category:?
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Quint: I don't know Chief.. He's either very smart, or very dumb.

By:Robert Shaw in "Jaws"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Did anyone dismiss you? I DONT THINK SO!!!
Cut it out - it's on now....
Posted: 4/1/2006 2:28:11 PM


By:Gunnery Sgt. R. Lee Ermey on "Mail Call"
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Norton: Why do you always get youself into these jams?
Ralph: Very simple... It's because I have a BIG MOUTH!
Hey - you're right now th...
Posted: 2/17/2007 12:59:33 PM


By:The Hooneymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The blues is losing someone you love and not having enough
money to immerse yourself in drink.

By:Henry Rollins
Category:Social
Submitted By:NB


Quote:It's hard to get along with people. As much as you try to like
them and accept them as individuals, it becomes difficult
because they keep getting out of line and wasting your time.

By:Henry Rollins
Category:Social
Submitted By:NB


Quote:This is your life and it's ending, one minute at a time.

By:Tyler Durden (Brad Pitt) - Fight Club
Category:Movies
Submitted By:NB


Quote:Ralph: What's for dinner?
Alice: Tuna fish.
Ralph: What am I a cat or something??

By:The Hooneymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:General: Gee I wish we had one of them Doomsday machines.

By:George C. Scott in "Dr. Strangelove"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Well here's another nice mess you've gotten me into.

By:Laurel and Hardy
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Milk is for babies. When you grow up you drink beer!

By:Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Pumping Iron"
Category:Society
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Doh!
Simple, but classic!...
Posted: 3/29/2006 9:45:22 AM


By:Homer Simpson
Category:TV
Submitted By:Bart


Quote:God help me, but I do love it so.

By:George C. Scott about war in "Patton"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Living life comes easy if you know which way you're going
Got to see yourself in others' eyes, surprised?

By:Black Sabbath
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Now if I let you see this place where stories all ring true,
will you let me past your face to see what's really you?

By:The Outlaws
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Is this all that's left of my life before me
Straight jacket memories, sedative highs...

By:Queensryche
Category:Music
Submitted By:JC


Quote:Woman's mind not made for heavy thinking.
Actually I, and my 13 yea...
Posted: 10/7/2013 8:57:51 PM


By:Roland Winters as Charlie Chan
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:They want me to learn farming. I guess I will... but not right now.

By:Chief Red Cloud (Crazy Horse's superior), after the Indian Wars
Category:History
Submitted By:JV


Quote:What we have here is failure to communicate.

By:Warden in "Cool Hand Luke"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:There is a time for war and a time for peace.
Now is the time for War.

By:Victory at Sea (Prolog)
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:How much money do you need?
Just a little more.
How much is he worth? or ...
Posted: 3/29/2006 9:06:08 PM


By:David Rockefeller
Category:Society
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ralph: Nobody's a hundred percent
Alice: You are. You've been wrong every time.

By:The Hooneymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Schultz: I know N O T H I N G .
I hear NOTHING, I see NOT...
Posted: 3/28/2006 9:06:30 AM


By:Hogan's Hero's
Category:TV
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Spurgeon: I'll quit cigars if it becomes excessive.
Parishioner: What's excessive?
Spurgeon: Two cigars at a time.

By:Charles Spurgeon
Category:Religion
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Ned Sharp: Where are we riding to?
Custer: To Hell.. or to Glory.. it depends on one's point of view.

By:Errol Flynn in "They Died With Their Boots On"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:What is it?
That's the stuff that dreams are made of.

By:Humphey Bogart in "The Maltese Falcon"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Lighten up, Francis

By:STRIPES
Category:Movies
Submitted By:Borgnine


Quote:Man is the only animal that blushes... or needs to!

By:Animal Planet
Category:TV
Submitted By:Magilla Gorilla


Quote:And what do I get? A one way ticket to Palooka-ville.

By:Marlon Brando in "On the Waterfront"
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:Let's just wait and see what the river brings up.

By:Deliverance
Category:Movies
Submitted By:JV


Quote:The Lord giveth, and the Lord taketh.
We're just gonna see how mucheth.
Hilarious quote used when...
Posted: 4/1/2006 11:44:23 AM


By:Oscar Madison
Category:Comedy
Submitted By:Oscar Madisox


Quote:Ralph: Pins and Needles, Needles and Pins,
It's a Happy man that grins.
Now, what am I mad about?
Norton: The landlord just raised the rent 5 bucks a month.

By:The Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow
Answer now is don't give in aim for a new tomorrow

By:Judas Priest
Category:Music
Submitted By:Bubba


Quote:Alice: What am I supposed to tell my mother when you're not here?
Ralph: I don't care. Tell her I joined the circus.
Alice: What as, an elephant?
Cessed Lageree....
Posted: 6/1/2014 6:35:39 AM


By:The Honeymooners
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:H-Mooner


Quote:We're going bowling, but we're not going bowling.
I was hoping no one would...
Posted: 5/16/2011 10:32:36 PM


By:Ralph Kramden
Category:Honeymooners
Submitted By:JC